
By Lynn Retzlaff
My mom hated the house on Hickory Street that she owned when she raised me and my two brothers. She always talks about what a nightmare it was to try to keep clean and how there was no storage. It needed a lot of work that was beyond her abilities and it was depressing. Hmmmm..... was I living in the same house?
From my childish perspective you couldn't find a cooler house. That baby was OLD!!! The lady who lived in it before us was OLD! Best part? She was in a nursing home when the house was purchased by the folks & a lot of her belongings were left behind. That made for some great treasure hunting. We found some crazy stuff in the attic of the garage as well as the basement. A sample of treasure discovered would be an old phonograph record player with the big horn looking thing protruding from the top and the actual needle needles used to play the record, some sort of electrical contraption that we figured must have been from a time machine and a whole lot of antiques.
The basement was uber creepy!! We're talking Raiders of the Lost Arc's worth of spiders. The center of the basement was taken up by a huge, round, steel bellied stove that used to run on shoveled coal. I'm pretty sure it was converted to gas as we never had to heave a single shovel, but you could still open that baby up and see the flames. (side note: if you dug outside the basement window more than a few inches, you could dig up coal pieces). There was a canning room underneath the front porch with rickety old shelving and a dirt floor.
There was an enclosed chute that went up to the first floor air return that we couldn't get into. We used to lose things in the living room (matchbox cars, Little People, the occasional gerbil) never to be retrieved again as you could not get into that baby from basement level. We would lay on our bellies with flashlights and long distance examine all the dirt, toys and treasure that were so out of reach. If we felt extra daring, we would attempt to remove the wooden grate that kept us safe from first floor level. Then we would lower nooses and the likes but were never able to retrieve much.
Another enclosed room in the basement was the sistern. There was a big chunk of concrete missing at the top in one section and at one point we attempted to pick away at the rest, but as my brothers and I thought about what could be behind the concrete wall (dead bodies, rotting rats, nothing) we gave up. We spent a lot of sweat hours getting nowhere!
The garage had a carriage like door. If you slid it to the left, you entered to a space for the car (which never had the chance to park there due to all the crap in the garage!). To the left was a workspace type of space, then a wall and more space. There was a built in ladder on one wall that if you climbed straight up, you could get to the attic which was multi-leveled. Lots of cool treasure up there! A neighbor girl and I rescued a dying baby bird and spent days trying to save it in that attic. Gross! Thinking back, I'm not sure if it was ever actually alive. We cried when we had to give up.
First floor: The living room was decorated in the beginning with a huge piece of material that looked like a bandana but was tacked from each corner of the room and the center. My bros and I would throw stuff up and see if we could get it caught up in the bandana. The front porch is where us kids would hold rummage sales to sell our toys to our friends for a quick buck (so we could buy candy at the dime store). The dining room is where we practiced our ferocious manners and I started a small but manageable fire. The kitchen is where I remember sitting in a beer case throne and fighting over who had to wash pots and pans.
In the upstairs were bedrooms & a bath. My bros shared a room w/ bunk beds and I had a room to myself. I was always scared at night, so I would unfasten my register cover, my older bros would unfasten theirs, and I would crawl through the wall. I'd then place the registers back and crawl into bed with bro. He would hide me in the crack between his bed and the wall (lower bunk) when mom would come to check. In my room, I had strategically placed my three foot dancing bear (remember Captain Kangaroo?) under the covers to look like I was sound asleep.
The bathroom was usually pretty disgusting with super old plumbing. We even had silverfish and actual mushrooms growing up the side of the tub from the rotting floor. My mother and I (I was probably ten at the time) finally re-plumbed the shower and fixed the floor. My bros were never ones for handy work. Must have gotten the runaway dad's genes.
Our back yard was always full of neighbor kids. We had a swing set, and old mattresses to jump on. We had a super climber apple tree in the side yard -- good apples too, if you like the kind that suck your cheeks clear across your tongue. We even had an attempted garden for a short stint. I used to scrounge around the yard and make up weird combos of stuff to eat... currants w/onions, sliced apples, dandelion and of course miracle whip to pull it all together.
We would play kick the can, tag, hide-n-go-seek... you name it, we played it. At night we would play ghosts in the graveyard and then lay and count the stars. One afternoon a group of us did a rain dance and it hailed all over our non-believing hot summer butts!
That's a crazy glimpse of the Hickory House. Can you tell we spent most of our time unsupervised?